Double Trubble
"Bad news I'm pregnant" or "What'd you mean you're pregnant?"
man i knocked up my lady-pal TWICE in six months! i'm so potent i could get your fridge pregnant. chill but cos we had both of 'em taken care of cos by the time i'd be drivin' 'em to soccer practice there'd be no petrol left and we'd hafta WALK! i called the first "donny trashcan" and the second "anny anaesthetic." two trips to the A-clinique in such a brief time made me feel like i was rollin into the cheers bar as a regular. i'll have one termination please, don't skimp on the ice barkeep lol. anyway on the way out i sez to the nurse, AND the security guard out front to protect us from religious zealots, i sed "Bye... seeya next time!!" they weren't into it.
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Comments:
2008/10/23 07:33 - yesreally writes:
retard
2009/03/05 15:52 - simpk writes:
You really need to learn correct grammar and spelling.
2009/08/15 21:47 - suchaloser writes:
Are you talking abortion? Ur such an asshole! In the one had im glad you're not pro-creating, you dont deserve kids, nor could you handle them intellectually. And as for us religious Zealots, we think your gonna burn in hell, truth be told you deserve it... =]
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