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by : HadToBeMe | written on :18/03/2009 | permalink

Cyclists! Who the hell do they think they are?

Hell is commuting

I live in London, and I pay a ridiculous amount of rent so I can live close enough to work so that I can walk. Catching the tube just got too stressful for me but now i have a new hate - Cyclists! They're always running red lights and riding on footpaths. They're called "foot" paths for a reason you arseholes. I don't understand why they think they're above the law?

So today I was crossing the road. I had the green man and two cyclists had the red light. Both we're creeping forward slowly. They like to do this in London so that by the time the light is green they're already half way down the road. The first cyclist, a male, saw me and stopped. The second cylcists, a female didn't see me so I decided I would deliberately not alter my speed or direction which took me straight into the front of her wheel. I shoved her wheel with my hand and yelled "watch it!" then continued walking, turned my head and called her a "retard".

I'm not usually an angry person but god I hate cyclists, especially the ones who take no notice of anyone else. It's really made me mad.

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Comments:
2009/03/18 11:09 - peter writes:
i agree. you should have kicked the wheel so hard it buckled. fucking idoits, the way they think they are a super race cos they are green. grhhh
2009/03/20 11:21 - murphdjs writes:
I agree so much I have written about it on my blog :D
2009/06/06 18:15 - Grooveymover writes:
Makes me glad to have a car :)
2009/07/13 05:01 - StageFright writes:
u made a statement


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