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by : Anonymous | written on :24/04/2009 | permalink

i hate my husband

Housemates from hell

I really do not like my husband. I do not want to go home after work. I have some small dogs though. I could take them some where with me, but what place would allow me to spend the night with two small dogs - one of which is badly behaved. Also, if I take the dogs then that will create the person that I entered into a for better or FOR WORSE contract with to put forth more of an effort to contact me. I also could board my dogs at the vet, but they dont offer Sunday pick-up and my dogs can't live at the vet anyway. Not too mention legally they are only 50% mine. Does that mean I could take one of them? The better behaved one? I mean I could give up my 50% of one for a total of 100% for the well behaved pet. STill let's say I got 100% of my well behaved pet, where in the hell would we go? And yes I have thought of friends and family and no it is not an option. I can not air dirty laundry because it always comes back to haunt you. The few times I have decided to tell friends and family when my husband acts like a complete buffoon, those people NEVER forget it. Sometimes I won't even remember it and they remind me. Therefore, this must remain top secret to anyone except my well behaved dog of whom I have earned 100% custody .

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Comments:
2011/06/21 13:16 - shaest2008 writes:
thumbs up for the well-behaved dog!


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