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by : slurpy | written on :15/09/2008 | permalink

I share a room with a tramp & a mouse

Housemates from hell

My housemate happens to be my sister, and we're both too poor to move out or even get our own bedrooms. I happen to be an OCD cow (labels facing forward, wardrobe colour-coded, youn know etc...) while my sister happens to be a tramp. As you can imagine, we have screeching matches rather often.

So, a few examples...!

* She takes my brand new clothes (still with tags attached) and wears them before I get a chance to (I paid!!!) and then brings them back home smelling like alcohol and ciggarettes with random stains on them, pops them back into their shopping bags/wardrobe and hopes I dont notice.

* She leaves grotty used snot tissues and makeup-remover pads all over her desk and mine and I keep accidently touching them (still nice and moist).

* She leaves full carrier-bags full of mouldy sweaty food around the room, claiming that she'll throw them out when she goes out. She obviously doesn't ever remember and I can't be arsed to pick up after her cos she'll get used to me cleaning her mess. So the room further deteriorates.

* Sometimes I smell something dodgy and eventually track down the source of the pong to something under her desk or behind her computer. I once found a rotten orange trapped behind the heat of her computer monitor and there were tiny squirming maggots and little flies all over her desk. I spent days airing out the room and slapping at the flies with a rolled-up tv guide magazine to kill them off. And all while this was happening, she noticed no smell and complained that she was cold and I was making her ill with the windows open.

* I can no longer see the carpet on the bedroom floor. It is covered in dirty clothes, numerous bin bags, paper, coat hangers, wrappers... so I often trip over and step on plugs and other painful, sharpn objects.

* And now we have a mouse... It loves eating anything and everything. Its even eaten through plastic bags containing my clothes shopping and I've had to chuck out some beautiful items containing chew-holes. It loves to gnaw on the wooden wardrobe at around 3am every night too. We will never be able to catch it because there are so many piles of junk in our room for it to hide under. I'll have to wait until it dies of old age. How long do mice live for anyway?

So... I'm sure my lovely bosses at work will have a poke at this website often so they'll take pity on me and give me a nice fat pay rise so that I can move out. HELP ME!!

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2010/09/13 13:07 - marmar2121 writes:
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