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by : craicagusceol | written on :04/03/2009 | permalink

I slept with my Best friends Mother

I can't believe how drunk I was

A long long time ago in a far away planet called Ireland myself and my best mate Dave were celebrating our 21st birthday. Needless to say being 21 and Irish it was a brutal drinking session down the local. We started off by guzzling a lt of spirits before leaving the house, then down to the local where we enjoyed the company of many bottles of becks (you gotta love 2 for 1 offers). Hours later we stumbled home to Daves house which was round the corner from mine). This was where the party really started for me anyway. I decided in my mature wisdom to drink mugs of pure vodka, I then decided to grab the neighbours wife and dance with her in the middle of the living room infront of her husband, not too bad a thing, but feeling her arse and necking her at the same time didn’t go down to well (but the wife loved it).

Daves Dad come to the rescue as the husband was hanging out of me while I was hanging out of the wife, brought me into the kitchen and yes of course gave me more vodka Yipeee happy days.

The next thing I remember is waking up in bed with a a really bad headache (jack hammer style), I suddenly noticed I was naked and realized someone was in bed with me (did I score Mmmm, nah couldn’t have, could I….) I looked over and was shocked to see Daves Mother in the bed with me….F*** me, then realised she was naked.. F*** me F*** me… seriously, did I have sex with my best mates Mother and she wasn’t a MILF she was so f***ing ugly she had a face like a pit bull chewing a wasp ?

Obviously being the gentleman that I am, I ran out of there grabbing my clothes hoping not to be seen my Dave, his Dad, Sisters and any of the other 20 odd mates that stayed over… I went down stairs played it cool and had breakfast with the boys and never said a word, though couldn’t really look at Daves Dad in the eye…

A long story short for you all, if anyone has been to Ireland, you’ll know that housing estates use the same mould for all the houses, I lived in an estate with over 3,000 houses and they were all identical. What had happened was I went upstairs to what I was my room in my house but was Daves parents room in his house, stripped off and jumped in and off to sleep I went. His Mum came in just as drunk, saw me and thought, ah its only Dave, stripped off and jumped in and went off to sleep. His Dad came in and thought the same but there wasn’t any room left so slept on the couch. Then I woke up and the rest as they say is history.

Can you imagine waking up with a hangover from hell naked in your best mates Mothers bed with her naked beside you….. and she wasn’t a MILF remember…

We have a good laugh at it now happy days.

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Comments:
2009/03/05 16:01 - simpk writes:
oh lord.
2009/03/22 17:04 - aubergine writes:
cant imagine how drunk u have 2 be 2 do such thing:D same happened 2 one of my friends though
2009/03/31 17:28 - SarahB writes:
Ha that is quite a story.
2009/04/05 23:48 - zuluwarrior writes:
What is a 'MILF' ? can anyone translate?
2009/04/22 00:22 - SarahB writes:
MILF is a mom i'd like to fuck ;)very attractive
2009/11/13 04:57 - Lambo187 writes:
this shyt soulds like a movie from disneyland pixar lol.


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