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by : Anonymous | written on :11/11/2008 | permalink

please help my embarrassment!

I can't believe how drunk I was

Got tipsy last night and I feel embarrassed because I got tipsy off of barely 2 shots of straight something and half a cup of rum mixed with coke... this party was thrown by my coworkers and my bosses by the way...anyway...I started laughing and slapping my leg and grabbing my friends tit-s and slapping my guy friends' asses and titty-twisting them. I then sucked on 2 limes till they were dry as roast right after i took those 2 shots. THEN i started pointing, laughing, and cussing at one of my friends telling him to get the f*ck away because he was too funny and stuff like "jerry you're a little b*tch!! f*ck you mother-f**ckeR!!" while im falling off the couch. THEN 3 of the guys decided that they'd play monkey in the middle with me and tossed my shoe around while i leaped around trying to catch it but to no avail, i only ended up falling and rolling in the middle of the floor with people crowded around me watching and taking videos while im laughing and saying "im not drunk!!!" got carried by two of my friends onto the couch and i look like im about to pass out several times and almost do...until i start laughing and all of a sudden that laughter becomes a f**k*ng insane chain of crying. i was BAWLING like my parent passed away or something. and i have no clue why. then i walked, IN A STRAIGHT LINE (which makes me suspicious of myself and makes me wonder if i was faking it or my body was psychologically acting fake-drunk) back to my friends room to lay down on her bed. one hour later, i have the capacity to walk perfectly straight, and wave and smile as if no sh*t was wrong. which makes me wonder....was it all fake!?!?!!?? how can anyone sober up so f**k*ng fast? AND, how can i walk in a straight line when im acting like that?!?!

i am so embarrassed!! people probably think it was all an act -___- i mean comon now... i feel like it was an act too.... i think i just let myself go crazy and subconsciously used alcohol as an excuse to act that way...i feel bad stupid...

I am so embarrassed...And I feel like I never want to show my face at work again...because, i forgot to mention, that this was a party thrown by all my coworkers...including my bosses... and...one of the boobs that i grabbed...belong to my boss

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Comments:
2008/11/11 16:49 - Kelly writes:
That is hilarious!
2008/11/19 00:10 - peter writes:
WOW, do you reckon you were spiked?


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