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by : Anonymous | written on :18/06/2009 | permalink

Taking the Vomit Train Home

I can't believe how drunk I was

I went out on a Friday night with some co-workers in NYC and so began a heavy night of drinking. Numerous brews and shots later, we all parted ways around midnight and I made the trek back to Grand Central since I reside in Westchester. I ordered a sandwich with extra hot sauce from the street vendor and threw it in my bag to consume at a later time on the train home. I boarded the train and began to feel a bit sick so got off and proceeded to walk to the bathroom. Unfortunately, my stomach had another plan and I ran to the nearest trash can. Unfortunately again, the nearest trash can was a good 40 yards away. The only receptacle nearby was the newspaper dump made of metal. I ran as fast as I could and attempted to jump and climb up the receptacle (Note: For those that don't know, it's over 6 inches in length with an opening at the top to dump your media rags, whatever they may be). I attach myself to the receptacle, holding off chunks like it was my job and I get stuck with no strength to climb up the metal figure that stands before me. I can't hold off any longer and let loose the projectile vomit that goes half in the receptacle (Note: These receptacles have a fence like body to them all around) and the other half stuck to the receptacle and me. I complete my public display and get off the newspaper grave and size up the situation. Just as I'm finished, the train doors close and it begins to take off. I then take a shameful walk to the Grand Central bathroom to clean myself up and consume my sandwich.

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Comments:
2009/06/18 15:14 - HadToBeMe writes:
At least you made it off the train. After too much wine at a festival in London one day I puked on the tube. And then again on the platform. I hope my mum never reads this.
2009/06/18 15:55 - Grooveymover writes:
We've all puked in unfortunate places after a bit too much booze - I once threw up all over a bloke who'd spent the night chatting me up, surprisingly he didn't call ! one of the many reasons I no longer drink !
2009/06/18 17:09 - peter writes:
man i know how you feel, i have been sick in my bag cos the bin seemed too far away!


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