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by : im_a_weiner | written on :10/08/2008 | permalink

toilet trouble

I can't believe how drunk I was

after a particular heavy night on the town and indulging in substances that i really shouldn't have. i was stumbling and dribbling my way around my parents house desperately looking for the toilet in a desperate attempt to relieve myself from the kebab i had eaten earlier that night.

after emptying my bowels into what i thought was my parents upstairs loo i finally collapsed into bed.

it was only in the morning when i awoke i realised that what i thought was the upstairs toilet was in fact the upstairs landing.

realising what i had done i leapt into action hoping to remove any evidence of the horrid deed. grabbing bottles and cloths from the kitchen cupboard i set about cleaning the horrendous mess up.

standing back, admiring my handy work i noticed the bottle of washing up liquid i had used to clean with was in fact a bottle of bleach. which quickly set about creating a lovely white patch in my mum's green carpet.

to this day she doesn't know what really happened as i managed to convince her a dropped a mug of tea and accidentally used bleach to clean it up.

oops!

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Comments:
2008/10/20 20:33 - HadToBeMe writes:
Baby boozer! That's gross.
2009/03/13 10:20 - Tomleecee writes:
Ha ha! Amazing - I did exactley the same thing...except it was in my friend's house. In the spare bedroom. He still doesn't know.


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