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by : BHBOY | written on :17/07/2008 | permalink

GRAND BADHAP AUTO

I got a god damn fine

Last week I get home after a long-ass day at work and in the mailbox find the following: my annual car registration bill, my first credit card bill, AND a rather hefty speeding fine!! ALL AT ONCE!! The first two I could tolerate, but I was so peeved at myself for attracting yet another speeding fine that I picked up the phone, furiously punched in the numbers to phone-pay the fine, then crumpled the fuck outta the paper and tossed it into the bin. I knew if I had to look at that piece of paper staring up at me from my desk for a month or two, just waiting to be paid, it would cause a level of self-loathing I just didn't need. HOWEVA, moments after tossing the fine away my more serene girlfriend asked to take a look at it, and instantly deduced that the day I was caught speeding was during the two long weeks my car was STOLEN!! oh gawd what a retarded move, the ONE time i pay something instantly and i wasn't even sposed ta. i stress, call the fine company, and luckily they tell me that if i send 'em the adequate paperwork they'll cut me a refund cheque. i get some photocopies of the police statement made, call 'em back in a few days to check i got everything i need, only to be informed that I have TWO speeding infrigements in their system - one paid, and one fresh unpaid incident of speed recorded on my street AFTER my car was found and in my power again. BUT, that fine is LESS than the one i'm gonna get refunded for, so i come out on top with a fat profit, right? rite!

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