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by : BHBOY | written on :28/01/2009 | permalink

losin my crash virginity...

I was involved in a car accident

it's the first week of driving in my first car and i'm takin three of my buds to our basketball game, feeling like a real-life fully grown adult and all that. pull up to the lights to take a right onto the freeway, and for some dumb-ass rookie driver reason i put my auto transmission into Neutral as i wait for the lights to change. it flashes green so i throw it into Drive, start pulling right when my nigga ridin shotgun yells "SHIIIITTT!!!" and SLAMMM some bitch careens straight into my front left bonnet. had i been in Drive already and pulled out straight away, she woulda plowed into our doors and that'd coulda been our asses totalled four for the price of one ya diggidy dang dig it?? so we survive, although it's later revealed that one of my homeboys in the back SHIT his pants, and the "shit" yellin cat to my left still has neck pains from the collision like 8 years later. the bad news continued when her insurance company tried to stiff me by cuttin me a cheque for like HALF of what i'd paid for the car only a WEEK earlier!! i got my fancy lawyer uncle to write them a stern letter threatening all sorts of harsh legalities so they ponied up a little more but goddang the whole affair was one humdinger of a badhap ain't no doubt about it...

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Comments:
2009/01/29 16:12 - peter writes:
sick. that sure sounds like a humdinger of a badhap :)


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