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by : Anonymous | written on :14/12/2011 | permalink

BAD EMAIL!

I've never been so embarrassed

So I live rent in a housing district that has a homeowner's association. I'm a young single female, and I'm surrounded by nosy old people. They're constantly complaining about me, gossiping about what I do for a living ( they think I'm a call girl), etc. So I received a notice on my door of them bitching about YET ANOTHER thing I've done wrong; they don't like my car's custom paint job. I was going to send them an email asking about policies and such, and being pissed off as I was listed their email on my contacts list as "Assholes". Little did I know that they would be able to SEE the little nickname I gave them on my list!! Panicked, I gave all my other contacts stupid nicknames like "Fart Face", "Bitch" and "Booger Eater", then sent out several random messages to everyone on my list with jokes, funny links, etc. and was sure to send the H.O.A. the emails, too. Then I sent a final message claiming I accidently listed their email in one of my friends' groups and apologizing for any offensive spam that "might have possibly been sent". Now it looks like I'm just an idiot when it comes to emails, but I'd rather that then they know I really DO think they're "Assholes"! So now on top of being a neighborhood whore, they'll think I'm a moron. Hopefully they'll buy it....Assholes.

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