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by : damselindistress25 | written on :29/03/2012 | permalink

Being a Klutz is What I Do Best

I've never been so embarrassed

For as long as I can remember I've been a klutz. I'm great at bumping into walls or people, tripping over nothing, and saying stupid things when I'm nervous. For many years I had a major crush on this guy (who is now my ex bf) and I would do the most idiotic things around him. I was 13 years old when the first embarrassing thing happened. I can't remember quite what happened but one of the times I saw him he was crying and all of our friends (we had a lot of friends in common) rushed over to hug him and make him feel better. I, being very shy, stayed in the corner not wanting to seem like a creep since we weren't good enough friends for me to rush over there and throw myself on him. But then after I thought "I just lost my perfect chance and maybe only chance to be near him." So, later when I saw him walking, I, TOTALLY without thinking, ran up to him and threw my arms around him and awkwardly ran back to my group of friends. He seemed so shocked he just didn't do anything...or maybe he was just weirded out. The next year, he and I were both at our friend's 14th birthday party. I talked to him for the first time in quite awhile but it was pretty awkward because neither of us really knew what to talk about. So he asks me when my birthday is. I told him, and then asked him his. He told me "July 11th." Now, my mom just recently told me before that, that my due date was actually July 11th but I was 2 weeks late. So, I blurted out "July 11th? Oh that was my due date! You know...when I was supposed to be born." And then I realized how odd that may have sounded and turned bright red. Next time I saw him, I tripped and dropped everything I was carrying and landed on my face.

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Comments:
2012/05/12 06:50 - Rageman writes:
People get that way, when they really like someone. Everyone gets jitters of some sort. At your age, (at the time) I couldn't even talk to a girl without breaking into hives.


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