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Caught by a Police Officer

I've never been so embarrassed

It was a really nice summer night, or so my boyfriend and I thought, so we decided to go on a little "moonlight drive" . We have a beat up old 66' Chevelle that I restored, very cool car with unfortunately super clean windows, we drove that up to near the edge of the lake not knowing that the police station was very close and they often had officers roaming the woods at night. Things got, very very hot and intimate fast once we were parked. Pretty soon we were both stripped and loving eachother in the back seat. He started out going super fast with my leg up on the seat, but then things slowed down and got more passionate. He was sitting on the seat and I was on top going nice and slow. Things were so hot and passionate at that point, we were both moaning and probably shaking the car. We were both about to "climax" when we heard a tap on the window... And a flashlight shine in. I screamed a little and my boyfriend told me to wrap my arms around him to cover myself, I did as he told me. I think the officers first thought was how much are you paying her punk, because at the time my main source of income was modeling because I didn't have my mechanics degree yet, and he... Well he liked video games! (x anyway, while we were scrambling to get eachother covered, the officer continued to shine his light in and I'm pretty sure he got a good look at everything because he had a huge grin on his face. Finally my boyfriend and I were attached to eachother and he carried me over with him and rolled down the window, he sqinted his eyes and looked at the officer rudely, sighed, cleared his throat and said in his gravely voice," There be a problem officer sir?" The officer shined the light into his eyes then flipped them over to mine, I squinted and clung to my boyfriend tighter then burried my face into his shoulder because I was so embarrassed! My boyfriend is Irish, I mean, straight from Ireland, so he got pissed... Fast. He began to yell at the officer,"I be the one driving the car sir, leave me lady be!" And then, like an idiot, spit at the officer. I talked through his shoulder, hyperventalating, and I told him," Andy don't do that." He just put his hand on the back of my head and continued to yell at the officer. Honestly, I began to cry. The officer was getting pissed now too, he yelled at us, he told ME to get out of the car eventually, and that drove my boyfriend over the edge. They continued to yell at eachother for a good half an hour while I was still burried in my boyfriend. When things calmed down the officer marched to his car and brought out a blanket and said," Out of the car blondie." My boyfriend huffed and opened the door and I got out covering myself, and in tears, then the officer wrapped the blanket around me while my boyfriend slipped on his boxers. The officer had a good long talk with us, and eventually let us off the hook, quote, just because we gave him a show. My boyfriend was about ready to attack the officer by now, but I'm glad he controlled himself. That was the absolute most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me!!! :(

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