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by : craicagusceol | written on :31/03/2009 | permalink

Projectile Vomiting

I've never been so embarrassed

This story came back to me after reading "Mmmm Chicken"

Way back when I was a about 19 I was down in leason street (a street in Ireland well known for its cheep and nasty clubs open till 2am and even cheaper bottles of wine) I was down there with a few mates trying to find some young ladies to well you know what we had on our minds.

Anyway, I saw this chick sitting at the bar, nice black evening dress, long brown hair, drunk (which was a bonus cause I was bleedin legless) so I bobbled over and whispered sweet nothings in here ear (bla bla bla more like).

I asked her outside for a smoke (wink wink nudge nudge) and she agreed. Needless to say this was where super stud made is drunken move.

We started kissing which was kinda good, nice kisser, but then she pulled back put her hand to her mouth lent over her shoulder and spewed. Not just your regular pea and carrot spew a long whole chip came flying out of her mouth like a bleedin dart.. Far out Dudet..

After projectile vomiting, she then wiped her mouth and turned to me to continue kissing.... Eh No....

That’s my puke story, shame she wasn't bad looking up until the flying chip moment...

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Comments:
2009/04/03 19:44 - peter writes:
sick kiss. yuk.
2009/04/04 00:51 - mery writes:
sounds like she had a lucky escape!
2009/07/13 04:24 - StageFright writes:
Eugh.
2009/08/24 04:20 - brokenheart writes:
ewwwww


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