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by : jmanmim | written on :13/12/2009 | permalink

The clencher

I've never been so embarrassed

I was hanging out with my girfriend for a few hours the night before Thanksgiving break because it would be a week before seeing her again. I had a little indigestion, and at some point early in the night, I began to clench. I almost made it through the entire night, until I decided it would be a bright idea to pick her up and carry her down the hall. Two explosions and a month later, I'm still in abject horror with myself. At least, I carried her away from the smell, eh?

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Comments:
2009/12/13 15:52 - peter writes:
wow. did she find out? what did she say?
2009/12/14 10:26 - Kelly writes:
I'm confused. Was it just a fart or did you poo your pants?
2009/12/15 08:43 - murphdjs writes:
So you carried her out of bed to fart in it? Niiiiice
2010/05/27 10:20 - kayjay19 writes:
Okay??????so wat really haapend???


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