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by : higgins | written on :20/07/2012 | permalink

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I work a split shift and was at home on my break the other day. I decided to have a shower to freshen up as my wife was entertaining guests. I could feel a rumbling in my stomach and thought now's a good time to let out this enormous fart...it was much more than a fart - diarrhoea! Thankfully is was almost totally liquid; it burst out like a big brown volcanic action, it felt like five litres worth.

I washed the residue down, directing the shower-head all over the cubicle, then sprayed sufficient deodorant to cover the stench. I stepped out feeling light and fresh; my wife and guests were so busy yapping they didn't appear to realise i was home...all's well that ends well.

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