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by : abalone_girl | written on :30/05/2010 | permalink

The Euthanator!

Worst holiday ever

For starters, I work at an animal shelter. I basically clean kennels all day and care for lots of dogs, cats and other assorted pets. Occasionally I am asked to 'assist' in putting to sleep sick, or injured animals as part of my job.

I arrive at my mother's house for a Christmas eve dinner lat year and she had invited several of her 'bingo buddies.' A group of older ladies like her self. When I arrived and entered the house one of the ladies asked "Oh is this Madeline?" (my daughter) my mother's response was very matter-of-fact. She said "No, this is my daughter, she is the one who euthanizes puppies".

Well, no one spoke a word to me that night. Later when recounting the incident my boss laughed because he knows I am not qualified to do that kind of work and said my new name was "The Euthantor" (after Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger in his movies "The Terminator").

I can tell my mother is real proud...

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Comments:
2010/05/30 16:29 - peter writes:
you should've corrected your mum and said you are the one who saves puppies! they would have loved you.
2010/05/31 10:09 - kayjay19 writes:
hi euthantor!!!!!!!!!a badhap top you but i find it quite funny
2010/06/01 17:45 - justasolitaryheart writes:
hey, let go of momma and get more into your own life, stop looking for her approval, for your own good. And when you get to feel sorry for yourself, think in that those you help to exit this valley of tears get quite a worse day than yours and have had quite a bum-er deal on life than you.


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